Posted by: wytammic | July 4, 2007

HERO CABBIE: I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON

I first saw this over at HotAir. Makes me proud to be a Scot. This is what I’m talking about:

A HERO cabbie who took on the Glasgow Airport terror suspects told yesterday how he booted one of them in the privates.

Alex McIlveen, 45, kicked the man, whose body was in flames, so hard that he tore a tendon in his foot.

But he said last night: “He didn’t even flinch. I couldn’t believe he didn’t go down.

“A doctor told me later I’d damaged a tendon in my foot.”

The burned suspect was named last night as Khalid Ahmed, a Lebanese doctor.

He is critically ill with burns at the Royal Alexandra Hospital in Paisley, where he is believed to have worked


Responses

  1. Hot damn!! Way to go! :)

    (Queen of Swords, if you are ever lamenting the lack of Real Men, you can now rest assured that there are a few of them moseying about this planet.)

  2. Hi Bridget -

    Isn’t it inspiring? It does make celebrating our Independence just a little more fun, knowing that in Scotland, one hero was not beyond kicking a flaming terrorist in the nuts. Who wouldn’t capitalize on such an opportunity?

  3. Tammi,

    I know you can’t win your own contest, but

    one hero was not beyond kicking a flaming terrorist in the nuts. Who wouldn’t capitalize on such an opportunity?

    cracked me up. I’m still snickering.

  4. “A HERO cabbie who took on the Glasgow Airport terror suspects told yesterday how he booted one of them in the privates.”

    Great now they will probably sue him for causing unnecessary pain and suffering.

  5. Hi Bridget,

    My contest, kind of like Survivor on CBS — I can make up the rules as I go! ;)

  6. Hi TT,

    Well, he’s a cabbie — good luck with a big settlement ;)

  7. Booyahhhhhhhhhhh!…excellent piece hun!..come see my latest post…snicker~! :)

  8. Wy..can u plz email me ..my addy is at my contact info at my site..wanted to ask about the pics of your “Recent Comments” over there——–>
    thanks !

  9. Ack! I just posted that same article on my website. I’ll give you a link.

    Cheers

  10. Hi Doc,

    Lol — it’s a good one. I’d like to see it posted all over the place. When confronted by a terrorist and you’re not sure what to do — just smash the heck out of gonads :)

  11. Really, I guess that’s kind of an assumption that they have gonads and I have my doubts ….

  12. “Just one small tendon… one giant kick for mankind!”


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